Ok everybody, I can't believe that nobody knows this, because I had always assumed it was just common knowledge. Everybody here should be getting AOL for free by now...jeeez...I'm just amazed.

Let me put it together for you.
It is impossible to shake a computer magazine without four or five AOL disks falling out of it. And it's not just computer magazines either. I get them every month in OMNI, they are in EVERYTHING, right? If you can't find a way to tap into the plentiful supply of AOL disks out there, then you are truly lame, and must stop reading this.

Take one of those free AOL disks that are all over the place. Use the free month of service and chuck it! It's that simple! Don't give them any of your real information. Just run the damn thing for a month, and sign on with a new disk again. Now I know that some of you whiners are going to complain that you will lose your screen name. True, but so-the-fuck-what? You are getting free AOL. Just stick a number after your handle, and move on with your life! Jeeez.
Archangel
Wrath of God Hand Delivered